Friday, October 25, 2013
Friday, February 8, 2013
Mary Christmas - A Visitation
| QCar is a very privileged car club. Once a year a miracle happens. Out of nowhere at our end of year party Mary Christmas visits. No other gathering worldwide has such a visit. We are very blessed to have Mary visit us. One of the lovely things that happens when Mary visits is that she gives everyone of those assembled for her visitation a present. These presents are graciously accepted by Mary's adoring onlookers. Below is a pictorial remembrance of Mary's December 2012 visitation. Yea and verily praise be to Mary ... ...  |
| Acolyte Brian of the penis headed reindeer sect awaits Mary's orders to give Brendon (who has been a very good boy this year) his gift |
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| Generous acts of love are inspired by Mary |
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| Edible body candy - Mary supplies the right present for just the right |
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| "All I want for Christmas Mary is for the French to restart the manufacture of the pre-war version of the Traction Avant ... oh and can I have a Presidential Citroen DS - De Gaules' will do and ..." |
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| "And have you been a good boy Terry?" Mary Christmas asks. "I have to be," Terry answers. "I am married to a former police officer." |
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"No the schnapps is for me Mary Christmas."
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| "Did I ever tell you the story about the shale schist in the Moomba Aquifer region Mary Christmas?" |
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| "I wanna a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train ..." |
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| Cracked ribs - all in a day's work for Mary. Such a trooper. |
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| This present giving is hilarious. I has only taken 7 hours and 45 minutes so far. That really beats the two days and the throat slitting of a sacrificial camel in 2011 ...." |
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| Robyn's wish was granted and miraculously all her tops were changed to Barbie pink. |
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| The look in their eyes - they adore Mary - there's something about her. (Get it - old-ish movie reference.) |
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| Shaking on the wager. "Yep, 10 to 1 Brian that inside is a black leather and metal studded bear suit." |
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| "But Mary I've been good. I have!" |
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| "Boys who have been good deserve a reward," Mary said. "How about 50 lashes?" |
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| "Yes, I am Mary Christmas and this beard is real." |
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| "Sorry Malcolm. You've been a bad boy this year. So I'll see you at my place in 10." |
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| "Ah here it is," Mary said. "With my x-ray vision I can tell it's white lacy crotchless undies, suspenders and stockings. Who would have thought that was the standard uniform for joining QCar? |
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