Mary Christmas - A Visitation

QCar is a very privileged car club.
Once a year a miracle happens.
 Out of nowhere at our end of year party Mary Christmas visits.
No other gathering worldwide has such a visit. We are very blessed to have Mary visit us. One of the lovely things that happens when Mary visits is that she gives everyone of those assembled for her visitation a present.
 These presents are graciously accepted by Mary's adoring onlookers. Below is a pictorial remembrance of Mary's December 2012 visitation.
Yea and verily praise be to Mary ...

...

Acolyte Brian of the penis headed reindeer sect awaits Mary's orders to give Brendon (who has been a very good boy this year) his gift

Generous acts of love are inspired by Mary

Edible body candy - Mary supplies the right present for just the right deviant  person

"All I want for Christmas Mary is for the French to restart the manufacture of the pre-war version of the Traction Avant ... oh and can I have a Presidential Citroen DS - De Gaules' will do and ..." 

"And have you been a good boy Terry?" Mary Christmas asks.
"I have to be," Terry answers. "I am married to a former police officer."

"No the schnapps is for me Mary Christmas."

"I hate to tell you this acolyte but one is a bit limp while the other is clearly erect!"

"Did I ever tell you the story about the shale schist in the Moomba Aquifer region Mary Christmas?"

"I wanna a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a traina tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train and a tram and a train ..."

Cracked ribs - all in a day's work for Mary. Such a trooper.

This present giving is hilarious. I has only taken 7 hours and 45 minutes so far. That really beats the two days and the throat slitting of  a sacrificial camel in 2011 ...." 

Robyn's wish was granted and miraculously all her tops were changed to Barbie pink.

The look in their eyes - they adore Mary - there's something about her. (Get it - old-ish movie reference.)

Shaking on the wager. "Yep, 10 to 1 Brian that inside is a black leather  and metal studded bear suit."

"But Mary I've been good.  I have!"

"Boys who have been good deserve a reward," Mary said. "How about 50 lashes?"

"Yes, I am Mary Christmas and this beard is real."

"Sorry Malcolm. You've been a bad boy this year. So I'll see you at my place in 10."

"Ah here it is," Mary said. "With my x-ray vision I can tell it's  white lacy crotchless undies, suspenders and stockings. Who would have thought that was the standard uniform for joining QCar? 

The Queen's Run - Robyn & Julie's Photos

Kay & Sal and Brian & Peter
Cordially Invite, nay Summons
All Members of Q-Car
To the April 15th 2012 Q-Run
You will Assemble on the above said date at
Queen Street Café (Elizabeth Street, Croydon)
For Departure at 10:15 am (Coffee, Breakfast Repast and Repartee will
require your earlier attendance) 
To Motor At Your Leisure and Pace (Completing Self Directed Tasks En-Route) 
To Assemble for Queen Cakes upon Queen Wharf, Port Adelaide at Noon
Afterwards, Again after a leisurely self-paced motor with further
self-directed tasks
Luncheon will be Served at the Queens Head Hotel, Kermode Street, North
Adelaide at 1:30pm
You are then Cordially Invited to While Away the Rest of the Day in the
Company of a Few Old Queens
At The Colonial Light Hotel, Light Square, Adelaide

Queen everything and everywhere 

 Pole dancing on Queen Street

The Queens of red dots

Custom made attire for little queens

Quentin Crisp advertising again 

Queens in Queenstown

Not a Queen in sight

Quentin Crisp, as an advent (look it up in the Oxford), enjoying a fag, in Queenstown, on the 7th day. 

A Queen with Queen cakes on Queen wharf

Brokeback  wharf

Planning the Queens route

A Queen reflecting on the day 

A Queens head at the Queens head.

Robyn & Julie's Beach Picnic Shots

Pictures from the food, wine and dog picnic 2012. Sometimes known as the QCar Annual Beach Picnic.

Exhibit A: A dog. This is Beaurepair. Proof we could be a dog club.

Exhibit B: A dog. This is Lucinda Hillman-Minx. Proof we could be a dog club II.

All in

All in II

The wine component of the day - although we had previously been to Dog Ridge where a certain type of beverage was available.

At Dog Ridge. Alexander and Lucy bond. Alexander that means you need to rescue Lucy whenever she's near water now!

One of the winning sandcastles - Dickie Knee in a boat

Lucy goes in too deep. 

Time to rescue pup. 

Enjoying the waves

How many bears does it take to set a ground sheet? Sal looks on eagerly to see if any progress in said event has happened. 

Matador Bryan confuses beach for bull ring and no one's fooled by him, hiding his sword behind his towel.

Working boys. No, not working boys - boys doing work. Bloody English language, it always ends up innuendo!

"It's a rather cheeky little shiraz, Sal. Grown on the north facing slope off a fjord in Afghanistan. It's ripe with Persian spices, citrus notes and hints of newly discovered Higgs Bosun particles - I had it examined at CERN in Switzerland. It's relatively light on dark matter and should delight the most jaded palate." And they say we're not a food and wine club!

Yes, we all admired Torsten for saying it. "Freeballing is an art form."

Look carefully - evidence of food, wine and dogs. Have you seen a car yet?

Exhibit C: Another dog, Winniebago. Evidence that we are a food, wine, dog and occasionally a car club. ;-)